Oh hey look, a 12 year-old just grasped the main concepts of The Hunger Games more accurately than most media networks.
how i feel when i gotta get up and close my room door after someone walks out and leaves it open
"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"
so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories
and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them
suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT
I AM DYING OH MY GOD
*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town